11/05/2005
You don't win friends with salad!
It just occured to me that the top 3 Simpsons episodes are thus, complete with quotes:
1. Lisa the Vegetarian
2. Simpson Tide
3. Marge VS the Monorail
1. Lisa the Vegetarian

Homer: "you barBque wrecking know nothing know it all!"
2. Simpson Tide
Homer: Is the "poop-deck" really what I think it is?
Homer to Bart: Do you want to change your name to Homer Junior? The kids can call you Ho-Ju!
Bart: [appropriate pause] I'll get back to you.
